Sienna Miller's Acting Suffers Due to High Kickin'

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra not only has a cumbersome name that brings to mind thoughts of erections and the dubious distinction of "the movie that singed Sienna Miller's tits", it's already getting plenty of buzz that it will be the worst movie of 2009. Apparently, it's such crap that Sienna is already apologizing for her work in it, and it hasn't even been released yet. IMDb reports:

Sienna Miller says, "G.I. Joe is not going to be the best acting work I've ever done. The guys I'm fighting are all really tall – and I'm not. I have to kick a lot of them in the head, so just learning to kick very high was a challenge. Looking like you're a good fighter is hard."
And the 27-year-old admits her performance was hindered by her costume – a black leather catsuit.

Miller adds, "I won't be wearing one again. Squeezing myself into that with the aid of talcum powder every day for five months was more than enough. I could barely move in it."

Say what you will about Sienna Miller, her excuses are always outstanding. An entire city gets mad at you because you call their home "shit"? Hey, don't look at me! It rhymed! Acting particularly horrible in a movie? Who can concentrate on acting when you're short and trying to kick your leg up high? If only Sienna had written Chris Brown's apology speech! He could have blamed pummelling Rihanna on itchy knuckles.