Sienna Miller Nude Hippie Hippie Shaking It Might Not Make It to the Big Screen

If you have all your faculties on this holiday Monday morning you maybe remember 2007 and the filming of a little movie called Hippie Hippie Shake. Less-than-scrupulous folks on the set brought us many, many, pictures of Sienna Miller nude, and all was good. Except now it's been almost a year and a half and the damn thing still has no release date. But there might be a very good explanation for that: The movie's a stinky pile of doody. Yes, doody. Says The Sunday Telegraph (via Celebitchy):

Since Sienna Miller was dropped last month from Sir Ridley Scottís forthcoming Robin Hood film, Nottingham, she seems to be on a run of bad luck.

First, the 27-year-old actress was beaten to the role of Hester Worsley in a big-screen adaptation of Oscar Wildeís A Woman of No Importance by Amanda Seyfried, the star of Mamma Mia!

Now, there is growing speculation about the fate of Hippie Hippie Shake, a comedy drama about the Sixties counterculture magazine Oz in which Sienna stars.

A spokesman for the film, for which no release date has been scheduled, is keen to play down claims that a prominent member of the production team has described it as ìunreleasable in its present stateî.

The spokesman says: ìSomeone may have said that, but it is not one of the producers. The film is testing really well.î

Frankly, we're shocked. How could a movie of such integrity, a movie that went to every trouble to get every detail exactly right, be unreleasable? We mean, Sienna Miller so much looked the part of a wild and free hippie chick, right down to her big, bushy muff. Oh, wait, we must be thinking of something else. Sienna's sporting an expertly, and very modern, manicured lawn in the movie, which just doesn't make much sense for a movie that's so much about hippies its title uses the damn word twice. If that's the sort of attention to detail put into this film, we're not exactly surprised that it's a mess. The background is probably filled with cyborgs riding around on T. rexes.