Our favorite indiscriminate devourer of wieners, Sienna Miller, has been lying low ever since flaunting her relationship with married actor/oil heir/owner of a scary alien overlord name Balthazar Getty. Without Sienna to mock, our days have been dark indeed, so we're happy that the Princess of Shitsburgh has taken a new mate. Josh Hartnett! The Mirror reports that Sienna dumped Getty for good because he has "too much baggage" (in his gut?) and that she's growing closer to Josh:
Sienna is getting more and more friendly with Hollywood hunk Josh Hartnett. My moles tell me she flew to his bedside in New York when he got a bad tummy bug and nursed him back to health ñ and they chat all the time on the phone.
My source reveals: ìJosh and Sienna have a unique bond."
Ah yes, the unique bond that only happens when a woman lovingly helps a man with brutal diarrhea. Nothing like holding a guy's hand while he groans and convulses on the toilet and mopping the liquidy turds off his thighs with a sponge to really seal a relationship. Relationshit? Love at first squirt? Oh, it's a story as old as Romeo and Juliet.
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thought about sienna and balty's recently said about their's, this split is very doubtful, about josh also. if she will get married with someone not balty, or pregnant other man's baby. i will admit their split, until then i can't believe this split pretend.
nicee girl