Sienna "C*cksucking %$^&#@!? C*untbag" Miller

We have learned a valuable lesson from celebrities in the past couple of years: If you fuck up, just call it a disease and everything will be OK! Get caught drunk driving? Call it alcoholism and go to rehab. Too hung over to go to work? You've got exhaustion and need to spend a few hours at Cedars-Sinai. Insult an entire city for their lack of art galleries and bohemian hookah bars and doggy daycare facilities? Congratulations Sienna Miller, you've got Tourette's!

Michelle Pfeiffer to our inner-city almost-high-school-dropout, FemaleFirst, says:

The FACTORY GIRL star – who sparked controversy by revealing she takes drugs because "they're fun" – famously upset Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania residents last October (06) after drunkenly calling their city "S**tsburgh" during an interview.

The 25-year-old insists the rants are the result of suffering from a form of Tourette's syndrome, a neurological disorder which is most often associated with the exclamation of obscene or derogatory remarks.

She says, "These things just come out. I think it might be mild Tourette's, not to insult people who have proper Tourette's, but I will say the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate time to the most inappropriate person. Always. Guaranteed."

You know, we have an uncle who always says really inappropriate things. Like this one time we were walking by the Catholic high school and there were a bunch of nuns outside, like playing basketball or reading Bukowski on the teeter-totters or something, and he started yelling, "Whores! You're all whores!" And he tried to say he couldn't help himself, that the words just came out and he couldn't stop them. But you know what? He doesn't have Tourette's. He's just an asshole. Maybe you should investigate that possibility, Sienna.

Sienna rights her wrongs by getting naked at MrSkin.com.