Some things just go together. Bacon and eggs. Shampoo and conditioner. Classy people and Skoal Wintergreen. And skanks and cads, which is why it appears that Sienna Miller and Jude Law have rekindled their love, formerly smashed to smithereens by a nanny’s vagina. According to Star, the pair hit a pizzeria on Thanksgiving, and, a source said,
“They were offered a private table in the back, but Jude and Sienna turned it down. They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each other. They came in holding hands and kept touching each other and kissing throughout the entire meal. They only had eyes for each other!”
Well, can you blame Sienna? There’s nothing like a man who drunkenly inseminates a woman he sloppily met in a nightclub then demands a paternity test to really get a gal’s motor running. Flowers, candy, and the Kobe special are for amateurs. Refusing to see your bastard child is really what churns a lady’s butter.
Facebook is also a turn on. It’s like funky cold medina.
