It’s been kind of nice having Paris Hilton out of the gossip papers lately. Quiet. Calm. Less itchy and weepy around the gentials. But we’ve sort of missed her and her particular brand of dipshittiness, so we’re opening up our arms and thighs and happily accepting her back into our lives. TMZ reports:
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning … so much so the LAPD responded to a call — “Drunk people arguing” — this, according to law enforcement sources.
An eyewitness tells us he saw Paris in her driveway and Doug getting in his car, when Paris began screaming, “Don’t go, don’t go!”
The eyewitness tells us Doug got out of the car and the lovebirds began “shoving each other.” According to law enforcement, cops spoke to Paris and left.
Faded Youth has some pictures of Paris and Doug at an event a few hours before the incident, and Paris looks freakishly like Twirly Curls Barbie, so we wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t fighting at all–Doug was just trying to best position Paris into the purple plastic chair so he could used the magic twirler to transform her locks into beautiful golden ropes.
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UPDATE: Paris pulls a Shaggy, says “it wasn’t me.”
