Shot Through the Tit and Jen’s to Blame

Jennifer Aniston has been promoting Love Happens, her new romantic comedy with Harvey Dent, in a nice way: boobs. She keeps hauling those things out for every photo shoot whether she’s asked to or not. We’re sure you all appreciate the effort, but you may not, in fact, actually be looking at Jennifer Aniston’s breasts. You might in actuality be ogling a viscous filler injecting straight into the snoob with a freakishly long needle. Christ, that’s hot. The Daily Mail says:

A magazine has claimed that Jennifer Aniston is sporting a curvier figure thanks to the new lunchtime boob jab.

The actress is rumoured to have had Macrolane injections and boosted her bra measurements by a whole cup size.

Grazia magazine made the claims this week after close friends reportedly said the 40-year-old has been feeling ’super confident’ as a result during the filming of her new movie The Bounty.

‘Jen loves the fact (sic) her curvier figure is having on her wardrobe for the movie. She’s dressed in figure-hugging skirts and low-cut tops every day. In fact, it’s no wonder she and Gerard have such electric chemistry.’

Macrolane injections!? Putting your grandma’s beaded owl wall hanging into your tits to make them bigger? What will they think of next.