Joining Orlando Bloom in the ranks of "milquetoast young actors you'd never think would get arrested" actually getting arrested, Shia the Beef was cuffed by the feds early yesterday morning in our own town, Chicago. Apparently, he entered a Walgreens while well into his cups, and then refused to leave. According to our gossip parole officer, FemaleFirst:
Security staff at Walgreens drug store called police after repeatedly asking the 21-year-old actor to leave the store because he appeared to be drunk.
LaBeouf was taken into custody at around 2:30 A.M. and charged with trespassing.
Police spokeswoman Laura Kubiak said the young star was "very courteous and polite".
He was not breathalysed as he had not been driving and was released on bail before 7am. LaBeouf must now appear at Cook County court on a misdemeanour charge on November 28. He is yet to comment on the incident.
We don't blame Shia for refusing to leave Walgreens. Did you fucking see this week's circular in the Sunday Trib? Christmas gift packs of Jovan Musk are available, Glade Scented Oil Candles are fucking two for a dollar and Royal Instant Puddings are four for a dollar and that includes goddamn chocolate and motherfucking vanilla!
