Shia Wanted for More Than Just His Beef

When we think of Shia TheBeef, one word pops into our head: BAD. As in, "Oooh, he so BAD!" We really can't believe that he's managed to stay out of jail for this long. He does things like of-age drinking! And Harrison Ford cajoled and threatened, but TheBeef told us the name of the new Indiana Jones movie anyway. He didn't care how many times he got a cane to the back or Poligrip slipped in his morning coffee. Because he's a rebel. We heard he even likes to pull kittens' tails. Also landing in his pro column is smoking on a public street. TMZ reports:

We've learned a warrant has been issued for the arrest of Shia LaBeouf.

LaBeouf received a ticket February 18 in Burbank for unlawful smoking, a misdemeanor. He was supposed to appear in court at 8:30 AM, but neither he nor a lawyer showed -- so a $1,000 bench warrant was issued for Shia's arrest.

Shia was allegedly smoking on the sidewalk outside a shop called Skyblupink, a gift shop, when cops cited him.

Oooh, smoking less than fifteen feet from the entrance of a retail store! That is so high up there on the list of societal taboos. TheBeef might as well shoot someone in the head in broad daylight now, cause he's pretty much fucked.