Shia LaBeouf Bucks Tradition; Shits Where He (H)eats

We're no Freuds over here, but we're pretty sure the vast majority of celebrities have never gotten out of the anal stage. Why else did we have to create a blog category titled "celebrity bathroom habits"? Why else would Madonna constantly be concerned with the sterility of her toilet seats? So it comes as no surprise to learn that his rich, protein-filled highness, Shia the Beef, has used his Transformers residuals to purchase a heated crapper. Our gossip colonic specialist, Female First, reports:

Shia LeBeouf said: "I bought one of those cool toilet seats with the heater in it. They are amazing. I am dependent on it now."

This is not the first time the 22-year-old star has admitted a penchant for bathroom furniture. Earlier this year, it was reported Shia painted toilet seats in his spare time to help him relax.

It was claimed the star decorates the furnishings with eclectic patterns and sayings, including 'Pooperazzi' and 'High End For Your Rear End'. Shia reportedly sells the seats at flea markets.

Becoming dependent on a hot toilet must make for some uncomfortable situations for the Beef when he finds himself away from home and urgently needs to void his bowels. Carrying around a hose to attach to hand blowers and extend their toasty goodness to the can is a good idea, but definitely will get you a few strange looks from the Chik-Fil-A custodian. Not that we'd know or anything.