Let’s pretend for a moment it’s 1989. Daniel Radcliffe is born in West London, you’re wearing Fashion Bug jeans with zippers at the ankles, and you’re listening to “Soldier of Love” by Donny Osmond. It’s 20 years later, Radcliffe is a huge star, you’re wearing $100 acid-washed zipper-ankle jeans from Urban Outfitters, and you’re watching Donny Osmond on Dancing with the Stars. Not much has changed. Except that Who’s the Boss babe Alyssa Milano has gone from menarche to marriage. People reports,
With nature and family as themes, actress Alyssa Milano wed Hollywood agent David Bugliari at his family’s estate in New Jersey on Saturday, her rep confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.
“We wanted a wedding that was reflective of who we are as a couple” says Milano, who calls meeting her husband in 2006 “a lovely gift.”
Following the ceremony, wooden signs directed guests to the cocktail area, decorated with rattan furniture and hay bales serving as cocktail tables.
It’s nice that who they are as a couple can be embodied in rattan, hay, and New Jersey. Not quite as glamorous as Britney’s wedding to Kevin Federline, which was embodied in overstuffed fake black leather couches from Big Lots with pee stains, dank nugs, and rural Louisiana. Hey, we can’t all be aristocracy.
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Well, at least the party was eco-friendly. Not very creative, but eco-friendly. Wonder if anyone from the MLB sent someone to rep since Alyssa’s done more for the game with her expert blogging than anyone from Sportscenter.