She Lives! Suri Spotted

Suri No Middle Name Cruise is like the mythical yeti, emerging from the mist during the darkest hour before the dawn to create footprints in the snow (in Telluride, CO) and feed (at a health food store). Someone saw her . . . and lived to tell the tale!

According to US Weekly, Tom Cruise and his enslaved baby-Crock Pot Katie Holmes are vactioning at Tom's home in Telluride, where Katie has been spotted on several occasions, strolling around, clutching a venti Starbucks with a terrified, white-knuckled grip, lips pulled over her teeth in a grimace that she hopes resembles a contented smile.

When asked how/where the baby was, Katie reportedly said,

Suri's doing great! She's back at the house.

But the really impressive part of the story is that a clerk at a health food store in the town spotted the alleged baby and breathlessly reported that she was "funny-looking". OK, but is that funny peculiar or funny ha-ha? Because although the notion that there is something horribly, horribly wrong (triple cleft palate, prehensile tail) with baby Suri, we prefer the idea of her making balloon animals while wearing novelty hillbilly teeth and a Steve Martin arrow through her head.

Katie: pre-Tom, sans shirt. At MrSkin.com.

And Tom can be found at the ever-lovin' MaleStars.com.