Lorenzo Lamas has done a lot of good things for America. He was the charmingly named Lance Cumson on Falcon Crest, he gave us Renegade, and he brought a little girl named Shauna Sand into the limelight. Shauna’s been thrilling us for years with her lucite platform pumps, her George Hamilton skin, and her uninflated bike tire lips coated in sparkly Pepto-Bismol, but we couldn’t help but wonder when we’d get to see her with a dude’s dork in her dick mitten. Friends, that day is today! Vivid is releasing a Shauna Sand sex tape in a week, and after the cut, we have stills. Beware, ye who enter: these are NSFW. They’re also NSF home, NSF school, and NSF your secret basement room that smells like bleach and failure.
TMZ says:
Sand just told us, “Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”
But Vivid founder Steven Hirsch says he’s legally entitled to hawk the tape, saying, “We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it … We’re comfortable with our legal position in releasing this footage.”
Shauna also looks comfortable in her position. Many positions, in fact. However—and mind you, we’re not trying to be cruel—but what is that between Shauna’s sinewy thighs? We’ve seen vaginas before (in pictures, anyway) and we didn’t think they looked like turkey giblets dusted with baby powder.
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Face it, some people shouldn’t do porn. Some people shouldn’t do nudity for that matter. This, sadly, is one of those people. (Course, I’m not supposed to do either myself. At least I have the decency to leave that option unexplored…and everyone thanks God for that.
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My amateur porn always looks like this too lol.
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In this article there are two errors.
1. You forgot to mention the plastic lumps that were substituted for her tits.
2. Considering her profession the correct phrase for a certain part of her anatomy should de dick canyon, not dick mitten.
Is it just me, or does some of the pictures of this chick look like C.G.I.? Everything, even her herself looks fake. somebody has to see what I see
I think the word SPONTANEOUS needs to be in quotes in the title here… This looks about as “spontaneous” as Skinemax quasi-porn with that pig nosed stripper gal!
Another publicity stunt I bet, but I finally found a site that has the full tape for free. It’s pretty awesome I must say.
http://www.sexxxyness.com/shauna-sand-sextape/