Remember about six months ago when you couldn't open a tabloid or peruse a gossip blog without hearing Sharon Stone ramble on about how sexy she was, and how shocking it was that she was sexy cause she's old? Looks like grandma is sick of only getting attention from her cats, so she decided to whip out some nipples. We are shocked! Shocked at her audacious nudity! Shouldn't she be wrapped in a shawl watching 20/20 and screaming about those damn kids on her lawn?
See, actually we don't think that Sharon is old. We actually think she's pretty damn hot, no matter how old she is. It's just that she wants us to be shocked by a fortysomething woman not afraid of showing off her milk jugs. So we're appeasing her. Hope you're happy, Shazza. And now for the shocking part: Nipples! Egads!
Now go tell your boss that you've been shocked! astonished! thunderstruck! by the sight of a forty-eight-year-old nipple and you need the better part of eight hours to recover.
More of Sharon's truly astounding nips can be found at Yeeeah!
And Sharon goes whole hog at MrSkin.com.
