Hey, Sharon Stone, Whatcha Doin'? "Oh, Just Botoxin' the Baby"

Move over Dr. Scholl's; Sharon Stone has a surefire way to get rid of foot odor: Just stick a bunch of sharp needles in that sensitive flesh and pump it full of toxic botulism spores. Brilliant. It seems that puss-barin' Sharon may have gotten caught up in that whole custody-loss thing last week because she wanted to Botox her son's feet cause they straight stank. Reports TMZ:

The court has released what it calls the "Tentative Statement of Decision." It is a highly sensitive document, which outlines a bitter, ongoing battle between Stone and ex-husband, Phil Bronstein.

Among many things, the judge says, "Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan." In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but "there was no evidence to support this allegation."

And then the court says, "Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."

Initially we were with Sharon on this one. Stinky feet are just so hard to overcome. We've tried everything, covering the soles with Band-Aids, spreading a thin layer of cream cheese in the bottom of our shoes, rubbing Vaseline on the feet of our Jessica Simpson voodoo doll. But nothing seemed to work! We were just about to resort to Sharon's Botox recommendation when the genius Phil Bronstein stepped in. Socks! Deodorant! What brilliant solutions! Thank you, Phil, you truly are a great man.

Also, is it really surprising that Shazza would suggest such an extreme solution to a common problem? After all, this is the woman who proposed that when threatened with date rape a woman should, not kick the perpetrator in the nads or stab him repeatedly with your keys, but stuff his dick in her maw. Truly a fount of wisdom, that one.


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