Apparently Jessica Alba and Nicolette Sheridan share the same publicist. Either that or sharks fucking hate celebrities. Either way, a sharkís getting punched, which is cool with us.
Note to publicity-hungry celebs: If you make up an outrageous story to make you look all tough and hot, make sure a younger, hotter, and totally more popular starlet has not related a strikingly similar story to the press mere days before. But Nicolette Sheridan is not one to learn from othersí mistakes and will tell anyone with a telephoto lens and a press pass about how she totally emasculated her boyfriend back when he was still in the to-be-humped column. "Niklas was on a surfboard and there was a huge great white shark that had come over from Catalina. I was doing my daily three-mile swim and I saw this fin and I swam as fast as I could and punched that shark right in the nose, repeatedly. And saved him!" See how she did that, folks? Not only did she save a manís life by bloodying up a sharkís nose, it was during her daily three-mile swim. We eagerly await the press release from Nicoletteís boyfriend, Niklas Soderblom, stating that after his Desperate Housewife metaphorically castrated him he paid a visit to the local zoo and wrestled a grizzly bear before eating five pounds of raw ostrich meat.
Nicolette will punch your shark when you see her naked at MrSkin.com.
