Shannon Elizabeth wears tape over her nipples and has a no-nudity clause. Hilary Swank eshews any and all nip shields and will shuck her shirt in the blink of an eye and the whirr of a camera. Guess which one is getting sued by her Neanderthal ex-mate, and which has two Oscars? (Hint: that's a trick question!)
Ah, Hilary Swank. God love her. Not only does she smilingly not give a good goddamn that the Lord and her mother and everyone can see her high-water, roseate nipplage, she has the same last name as a really really dirty magazine.
Here we have the lovely Shannon Elizabeth. Poor Shannon tried to shave off 235 lbs of ugly fat; i.e. her husband, and ended up getting slapped with an alimony suit. To add insult to injury, she's suddenly become, like, chaste and crap. If you are wearing a see-through shirt and don't want people to look at your boobatasms, then wear a bra or a camisole. Nipple-shaped stickers over one's nipples just draw attention to the fact that you have nipples, even if the viewer cannot see the actual nipples. And, you know what? If you absolutely have no other possible recourse except to sport nipple stickers, then at least make them interesting. Like scratch-n'-sniff Lisa Frank unicorns jumping over rainbows.
More pictures of Hilary's tit buttons here. More pictures of Shannon's pasties here.
Shannon, naked for real, no stickers, at MrSkin.com.
Hilary's there, too, looking equally nuuuuude.
