The years have not been kind to Shannen Doherty. Not only has her post-90210 and Charmed career consisted of things like a TV movie called Hell on Heels: The Battle of Mary Kay, but she was married to Rick Salomon! Poor little wonk-eyed thing. And now, she can't even get arrested in this town. Or rather, she can't get paparazzi arrested. TMZ (again) reports:
We know Shannen went to the Sheriff's Department in Lost Hills (Malibu) to complain about paparazzi following her. The cops who talked to her were baffled … because they had no idea who she was.
The deputy at the front desk confessed he had no idea who she was. Shannen retorted that she was on TV. The deputy, in a scene reminiscent of "Take the Money and Run," began asking others around him if they knew who she was, but none did.
We're told Shannen then left in a huff.
We wonder if that's standard protocol for cops in the greater Los Angeles area when they receive complaints about paparazzi: If, after a short quizzing of the police station staff, you're deemed too unfamous to stalk, no charges are filed. Or if your home is burglarized and the cops are like, "Sorry, lady, we're not going to make any arrests. Your belongings are simply too ugly and cheap to steal."
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