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Megan Fox Subject of World's Sexiest Boycott

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Are you totally sick of sexy Megan Fox and her sexy way of being sexy? Oh, and did we mention that she's sexy? Yeah, you're not the only one. A bunch of websites for dudes are saying, "Enough, bra!" and boycotting her. For a whole day! That'll learn her! Says The New York Daily News:

A dozen male-focused Web sites including AOL's men's lifestyle/humor site Asylum.com ó as well as Ask Men, Just a Guy Thing and Double Viking ó have sanctioned Aug. 4 as a Megan Fox media blackout day.

Why the diss? All the editors feel the starlet has become a bit too overexposed ó and they're not just talking about her fashion sense. Fox has appeared on the covers of Esquire, Empire, Maxim, GQ UK, Entertainment Weekly and Elle this year alone, plus she did heavy press for her role as Mikaela Banes in "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen."

"You can have too much of a good thing," says AskMen.com's Editor-in-Chief James Bassil, who tells us, "We're joining in the media blackout and giving our readers a one-day reprieve from the woman we've been drowning in all summer."

One whole day, huh? And you think that's going to get through to her? She'll wake up on the morning of August 4th and race to her computer, thinking, "I hope AskMen said something about how sexy I am today." And then, one by one, she'll check all of her trusty bookmarks and not see one single picture of her tongue or read one single word about how edgy and sexy sexy sexy she is and she'll cry and cry and cry and she'll be so sad that she'll go to the set of her next movie and agree to appear in a full-frontal nude scene because she just doesn't have the will to fight it any more. Is that the plan? Are you all in cahoots with her director? Is this all a set-up? If so, kudos, and we hope it works.

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6 Comments

  1. Posted July 29, 2009 at 12:22 pm | Permalink

    This will end badly, especially if Ms. Fox decides August 4th is the best time to do a public skinny dip in the middle of Central Park during lunchtime. Yeah, the boycott will go bust inside of five seconds.

  2. meh
    Posted July 29, 2009 at 6:03 pm | Permalink

    just one day to see reason?

    meh says meh… that's NOT ENOUGH!!! Unimportant tattoo freak needs to go back to the circus.

  3. Posted July 29, 2009 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    You do know circuses don't do side shows with freaks anymore, right? I mean, tattoos are so common, it's not even an oddity. Hell, that tattoo artist chick with more tats than God has her own show on TLC for like three years now.

  4. Posted July 30, 2009 at 9:35 am | Permalink

    We agree with meh. That Marilyn Monroe tattoo is truly freakish. She would look at home next to the bearded lady.

  5. Bobby Weird
    Posted July 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm | Permalink

    This is a long time coming.

  6. IamLegend
    Posted July 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm | Permalink

    a BIT overexposed? I am so tired of seeing that no talent hooker faced slut on the web I just might start watching TV again….

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