So. Say you consider yourself a connoisseur of celebrity hump tapes. Say you enjoyed 1 Night in Paris but, while viewing, thought to yourself, "Gee, self, this is nice and all, but wouldn't it be great if Paris were a little more . . . you know . . . manly?" Well, wish no further, because a sex video featuring the gynocological stylings of the WWE's Chyna is on its way!
The musclebound minx offered up this baffling statement: "The video was something that my boyfriend and I taped for our own personal pleasure. However, when an outside party got hold of it, I decided to make a preemptive strike and release the video myself. I'm proud of my performance in the video and feel confident that my fans throughout the world will love it." If you can't beat 'em, etc.
The video will be released by Red Light District, the same folks who brought you Paris's poonanny, and will be called 1 Night in China, natch. And–joy!–the $39.00 DVD will be available everywhere December 13, 2004. Just in time for this, the holiest of seasons. And if that just ain't enough Chyna for you, you can catch her on the next installment of The Surreal Life.
