Jessica Biel has a new movie out. Jessica Biel's new movie is called The Illusionist. But the real illusion here is Jessica Biel's butt and the fact that it is jaw-droppingly, heart-clutchingly, groin-singeingly colossal.
Flabbergasted, you wipe the spray of spittle of your computer monitor, waggle your hands about your head in a comical fashion, and wail, "But CelebNewsWire! Jessica Biel is of Caucasian extraction! To have a posterior so voluminous, so pillowy, so shelf-like . . . it boggles the mind!" To which we answer: it's aerobics, not genetics. This:
will get you this:
More pics of Biel's logic-defying squatter are here and also here. That concludes our "Jessica Biel has a big ass" update.
Biel doesn't peel but still looks sexy at MrSkin.com.
