Cheery news for a gloomy Monday: Sienna Miller has magically shined the turd that is her life and transformed it into gold! Her public humiliation at the hands of her nannyboinking ex-fiancÈ has made her a household name, and now she has to beat casting directors off with a length of PVC pipe.
Remember when the suits behind upcoming Edie Sedgwick biopic Factory Girl dumped Sienna in favor of Katie Holmes because they wanted a bigger name? Well, ha ha, jokes on all y'all–thanks to her recent spurnage, Sienna is front page news, and the role's been offered to her once again, now that K-Hole's out of the running (she's a Scientologist, movies about drug use are verboten). A source states, "This is not the way Sienna would have liked to have won the role of Edie but she simply wasn't famous enough in the States. Now she's deemed A-list famous."
In semi-related news, Jude Law won't let up in his quest to win back the girl he cast aside in favor of fresh childgiver poonanny. He allegedly has been calling Sienna and offering her the gift of his golden boy seed in return for her heart. A snitch told News Of The World, "Jude has begged Sienna for forgiveness and says he wants to have her baby. Sienna was stunned when he raised the subject, but Jude insisted it would prove his commitment to her. He loves Sienna more than anything in the world and he really believes that a baby would seal their relationship if she could only bring herself to forgive him." Yeah, we see where this is going. A baby, right. And who do rich people hire to raise their babies? Nannies. Yes.
See Sienna's sweet self, nude, at MrSkin.com.
