It's time to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus, which we will do by downing a couple of batches of heavily spiked egg nog and creating a detailed PowerPoint presentation illustrating exactly why we want to punch each family member in the face. The celebration will end with a festive bonfire of used wrapping paper and Grandma face down in the bouche de noel. We may need a full week to recover by knitting onesies for Jamie Lynn Spears and making a special "Countdown to The Hottie and the Nottie" calendar, so CelebNewsWire will return on January 2nd to show you more pictures of celebrity boobies.
