Sometimes you just can't make up your mind. You return to a store to try on a certain sweater four times without making a decision on whether or not to buy it. You make and cancel multiple appointments with your gynecologist before deciding, no, it's not crabs, you just need a good washing. And if you're Sean Penn you file and retract divorce papers almost as often as you wipe your ass (Or maybe more, actually. Penn doesn't look like the most thorough wiper). Penn said, "Ah, fuck it. Divorce is hard, let's just stay together," to Robin Wright Penn. And Page Six thinks it's because Sean is jealous, saying:
Robin spent the week walking red carpets, flirting with Quentin Tarantino, chatting up Brad Pitt, and, our source said, "partying every night — but particularly enjoying herself at the Art of Elysium/Cartier party at Soho House, clearly having the best time without Sean. He's just jealous."
So basically this is how it goes in Sean's head: "God, my wife is boring. I need to be with someone young and exciting. I know! I'll screw Natalie Portman! That'll be loads of fun." So he files for divorce, commences with the Portman porking, then sees Robin all sexed up and having fun without him and says, "Hey, look, she can have fun. Maybe I'll call off that whole divorce thing and we'll have fun together. That sounds much easier than getting a divorce." Except that Sean didn't think about the possibility that maybe Robin's having fun because she's not with him.
