Everbody is saying that Britney Spears almost dropped her baby and is therefore a bad mother. We think she was just playing Sean's favorite game, Bump My Noggin on the Pavement. He learned it from his dad. Only Kevin usually doesn't realize they're playing a game when he stops bouncing Sean on his knee so he can roll another doob and the little tyke falls on his head. But Sean loves it and wants to play it over and over again.
TMZ.com explains:
Britney Spears stumbled this afternoon as she was leaving a New York City hotel and almost dropped little Sean Preston.
We're told Britney was leaving the Ritz Carlton, holding a drink in her right hand and Sean in her left as she maneuvered through a crowd of onlookers. Britney moves through the crowd and then she suddenly trips, the baby's head goes backward and his hat flies off his head. Britney regained her balance and the baby seemed ok.
After the incident, Spears said, "This is why I need a gun."
Our inner grammar nerd can't stop obsessing over TMZ's verb-tense problems long enough to actually think of the shock–the horror!–of little Sean P. almost mingling his brains with a puddle of homeless-guy urine on a New York City street, but we'll buck up and try. Hey, maybe these photos of the incident will help.
These photos bring nothing but sadness to our heart. Kevin has wasted so much of Britney's fortune on hand-painted bongs and trips to the champagne room that she had to slump to the lowest rung of the celebrity-bodygaurd ladder: the skinny white guy. No wonder Sean P. is in danger. But luckily we've hatched a plan for how to get Britney, Sean, and baby-to-be Lurlene Crystal-Jo out of harm's way. First thing, divorce papers. Then she needs to hire herself a top-notch nanny, and we're not talking a sophmore soc major from UCLA. Nothing short of the second coming of Mary Poppins will do. Then Brit needs to start trolling the biggest, shiniest office buildings looking for a CEO or an investment banker or maybe even a nice accountant. Someone a little older who likes to stay home and cuddle on the couch while watching The Way We Were and will love her for what's inside and treat her kids as if they were his own. See, we only want the best for Britney, and we think this might be the ticket. So get with it, Brit. Send that lazy stoner douchelord packing. Having to get a job at Dairy Queen in order to pay his child support might do him some good.
Britney is a hot mama at MrSkin.com.
