Since Sylvester Stallone blew the lid off the classic "Richard Gere stuffs his ass with gerbils" rumor, we've been severley lacking in the celebrity-sex-perversion area. Thank you, Scott Baio, for bravely admitting to your couch boffing past. It takes a real man to admit something like that.
Radar brings us this chaming excerpt from the upcoming memoir from the man we want in charge of our days and our nights:
On losing his virginity at the age of 16 to Happy Days co-star Erin "Joanie" Moran:"I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to say after we got naked. So for the first five minutes, maybe lessóhell, it might have been the first twenty secondsóI'm doing it and thinking, man, this is really uncomfortable. What happened was, my thing was between the cushions on the couch and I didn't even know it. Instead of being inside Erin, I was humping a corduroy sofa!"
Maybe he was just practising for his stint as Pamela Anderson's dong du jour.
