Two sure bets when it comes to getting a lot of reader feedback here at CelebNewsWire? Clay Aiken stories and Scientology videos! Today's leaked Xenu vid does not include Tom Cruise talking about "romping", but weep not–there's John "Johnny wants mouthwash" Travolta and a Cheers-era Kirstie Alley urging us to become one of them! Celebitchy graciously provides us with a transcript and please dig, if you will, the intro:
"If you leave this room after seeing this film and walk out and never mention Scientology again, you are perfectly free to do so. It would be stupid, but you can do it. You can also dive off a bridge or blow your brains out. That is your choice."
Well, OK! Blam!
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Here's what we don't get: Scientology is notorious for bleeding its followers dry financially, and for its palaces of solid gold and opulent conventions. You'd think they'd have more than $55.84 in the budget to spend on a recruitment video. The star power is impressive, but we think they'd have a better chance of converting people if they threw some CGI in there. Maybe some spaceships. An evil intergalactic overlord. And, oh, we dunno, Barry Pepper. Oh, wait, such a Scientology training video does exist; it's called Battlefield Earth!
