The craziest fiery-tempered cuckoo with whom one could choose to have a baby is Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes–she of the obsessed tattoo-getting and mansion-torching. Since she has departed this mortal coil, God rest her tiny soul, Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown makes for a fine runner-up. And Eddie Murphy is most likely about to learn that the hard way. In the wallet area.
Haw haw, what a dingbat. EVERYBODY knows that if you are faced with the prospect of mating with one of the Spice Girls, Scary is the one you pick LAST. Baby Spice? She's a tiny little baby! Posh Spice is wealthy and quiet and meek! Ginger Spice has a piquant flavor and goes nicely with sushi! Scary Spice is fuckin' scary! A friend of Mel B's told the Sun today:
"Mel told me she is determined to take Eddie to the cleaners. He is going to get a shock if he thinks [she's] taking this kind of treatment lying down. She is raging with anger and wants to take revenge on him for the way he is treating her. She met up with lawyers yesterday."
And Mel herself released this statement:
"I am obviously distressed at the comments made by Eddie Murphy in the media. I have no idea why anybody would conduct themselves about such a personal matter in such a public way. My main concern is for the wellbeing of my daughter, Phoenix, and of course my baby. I was astonished at what Eddie said – there is no question he is the father."
But when all is said and done and the baby is born and the DNA tests come back, no one will be more surprised than the real father. Howard K. Stern.
Get crazy for Mel B at MrSkin.com.
And check out Eddie Murphy at MaleStars.com.
