Bosomy Scarlett Johansson is just dying to be a whore. She wants it SO bad! Please, please, someone take mercy on the poor girl and let her fulfill her whoring dreams. Any takers? Reports The Sun:
SCARLETT JOHANSSON wants to run a brothel.But hold your horses there, the Lost In Translation actress is simply chasing her next career move.
The buxom beauty is lusting after a role in a western, desperate to take a trip back in time to the Wild West.
Scarlett said: "Every actor wants to work on a western. I would run a brothel, like a madam or something.
"I'm working with what I got. It's only so long that people are going to want to see me in a corset."
She added: "So I might as well do it now."
Scarlett dressed as a wench? Yee-ha!
Does Scarlett have a to-do list consisting of all the parts she needs to play before she can start letting herself go and cramming her maw full of pound cake and sheets of fudge? "1) Brothel owner in Wild West 2) Super sexy stripper (pasties only, please!) 3) Failing college student who seduces her professors with her awesome boobs 4) First ever bra model 5) Heidi Klum." Because we'd see each and every one of those movies. Multiple times. But we would never stop bitching about the second one.
