A mere four months ago, Miss Scarlett Johansson was crowing to anyone who'd listen about how nude scenes were in her future, especially if the continent of Europe was somehow involved. But now, it seems, she's changed her tune. Women! They're so mercurial! It's like they're from Venus or something. A random source snitched to the UK's Daily Express that Scarlett is insisting on a no-nudity clause for all future film projects:
ìScarlett is still very young and is aware the roles she takes are going to set out where her career as an actress takes her in the future. She doesnít want to fall into being too controversial or too trashy so nude scenes are out for now.î
"For now". That does give one hope for the future. So we'll just have to bide our t–hey, wait, why are we talking about Scarlett Johansson? She's not the Sexiest anymore. Jessica Biel is the Sexiest! Ew, take this story and clean your ears with it and then take the waxy story and use it to pick up your dog's feces, then set it on fire and vomit on it to put the fire out. Stupid junky old Scarlett.
Scarjo, the nakedest you might ever see her, at MrSkin.com.
