It was an incredibly shitty weekend full of enormously turdish news. If it wasn't bad enough that Paul Newman passed away, Scarlett Johansson married some Canadian guy. Reports our personal gossip wedding planner, Female First:
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds married on Saturday.
'The Other Boleyn Girl' actress and her 'Definitely, Maybe' star beau tied the knot in a remote resort near Vancouver, Canada, Scarlett's representative confirmed.
Scarlett, 23, and Ryan, 31, were joined by guests including the actress' mother Melanie Sloan and her brother Adrian Johansson at the intimate ceremony.
OK, so technically, does this mean her boobs are married too? Because we want to be able to keep on cutting them out of magazines and eating them in a bid to be closer to their cushiony goodness and we couldn't do it anymore if they were married boobs. That would just be creepy.
See ScarJo's married mams NUDE at MrSkin.com.
