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Scarlett Johansson Does Not Have a Diseased Vagina

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There are a few things that we all know about girls and promiscuity. Like for instance, a girl who has a tramp stamp will do all kinds of freaky things in bed, but she'll never admit to them. But Scarlett Johansson wants you to know that blonde hair + big boobs ≠ riddled with STDs. There are plenty of blondes with small boobs who are teeming with VD. The Scarj sayeth:

I have platinum blonde hair, and I'm extremely curvy: I pour myself into a dress and show up and strut my stuff at premieres.

Of course I expect people will have certain ideas but it's weird if people associate the fact that I sell handbags or wear a bikini with who I am when I wake up in the morning.

People think I'm going to be some brazen harlot, but I'm not out there with every Tom, Dick, and Harry or catching hepatitis."

Obviously Scarlett was misquoted. What she meant to say was that she's "not out there with every Tom, Rick, and Hairy," meaning Tommy Lee, Rick Salomon, and Kid Rock, and just because one big-tittied blonde out there has happened to pork all three of them and also happens to have hepatitis doesn't mean that they all do. Crabs, maybe, but not hepatitis.


Scarlett Johansson pops out of her top at MrSkin.com.

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2 Comments

  1. Spiral
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    "I pour myself into a dress and show up and strut my stuff at premieres." How cutesy, how precious. Who talks about themselves like this?

  2. Obvious
    Posted April 28, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Permalink

    "Who talks about themselves like this?"

    Uhmm she did, Scarlett Johansson, nothing unusual or creepy about it merely a statement. Now if anyone like Paris, Nicole or Tara said it then you could complain, but Scarlett is untouchable. Pretty boring actually slow news day but it is a Monday.

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