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Scarlett Johansson's Crack Gives Woody a Woody

scarjo_butt_1.jpgScarlett Johansson (remember her? Pretty girl, big cans, we used to talk about her a lot before everybody went to jail and rehab?) is currently in Spain working on another Woody Allen movie. Her third in a row. Jesus, Woody, control yourself. Maybe try playing a little hard to get or something. A shy smile and a "maybe I'll see you around, or something" is surprisingly effective, as opposed to your current "Scarlett! Scarlett! I wrote seventy-three screenplays and they're all for you! It's ALL FOR YOU, Scarlett" M.O. Christ, even the Coen Brothers take a break from using Frances McDormand sometimes.

The last sentence was very unsexy and non-rhyming, so click past the cut for some butt.


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Thar she blows! A hump like a snowhill! It's Scarjo's ass on a boat! Look at Woody, staring at that crack. Like a nebbish rag doll or a stuffingless scarecrow he stands, limpy gaping with a wonderstruck smile. That must be what sex is like when you're 88 or whatever. Soon-yi, you lucky devil.

More pics at Yeeeah!

Oy, Scarjo. She gets cleavey at MrSkin.com.

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3 Comments

  1. Bellboy
    Posted July 13, 2007 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    I'm sick of her, yes she is easy on the eyes. But she isn't thios great fucking actress that everyone makes her out to be. Of course she will eventually win some oscar for some allen flick and then be even more annoying.

  2. GOB 6
    Posted July 13, 2007 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    Speaking of annoying oh Bellboy fetch my bags. I suppose your expecting Paris, Britney or Nicole and got mad when it wasn't about them or even you.

    OK enough about you, we've seen her talent let's see her real talents as well. Scarlett is close to becoming more known to people than they might expect.

    More to come soon.

    C'MON!!!

  3. GOB 6
    Posted July 13, 2007 at 5:13 pm | Permalink

    Speaking of annoying oh Bellboy fetch my bags. I suppose your expecting Paris, Britney or Nicole and got mad when it wasn't about them or even you.

    OK enough about you, we've seen her talent let's see her real talents as well. Scarlet is close to becoming more known to people than they might expect.

    More to come soon.

    C'MON!!!

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