This morning we were faced with a mystery. And we're happy to say that, just like Angela Lansbury, we cracked that shit wide open. Now we're sitting down at our typewriter piecing together the fragments of our genius. Presented at left is a photo we found this morning at Oh No They Didn't of Scarlett Johansson looking ravishing at the London premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl. Except she's sporting one major flaw: a very, very, very bad (but still better than anything inked on the skin of Megan Fox) tattoo. Let's go to the close-up:
Man, that's one shitty tattoo. But we comforted ourselves with the knowledge that it has to be fake. It's just too vibrant and seems to hover too much atop Scarj's creamy flesh. But something was bothering us about it. It seemed so familiar. After some digging, we got to the bottom of this conundrum thanks to our friends at Cityrag and this picture from last July:
Either Scarjo has really, really good skills with fake-tattoo placement and stocked up on her favorite design at Spencer's, or that thing is actually permanent. We shudder at the thought that such a perfect human specimen has ruined her flesh in such a cheesy, juvenile manner. What's next? Will Shiloh Jolie-Pitt reach her third birthday and demand a SpongeBob tat on her left cheek for all of perpetuity?
