Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel Unite!

Despite being former hump-muppets of master hottie-diddler Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson have put their differences aside to become BFFs, enjoying an afternoon of lunch and shopping on Monday. It's a good thing they did so in Paris, as the French are not an easily impressed people. Were JoBielsson to stroll down the street on our shores, the fully ripened combination of the world's most pneumatic breasts and the planet's most globose rear would cause mass priapism not seen since Tom Sizemore in his drug days.

JustJared reports:

Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel team up as co-Presidents in the “We May or May Not Be Justin Timberlake’s Former Lovers And We’re Not Telling You” Club on Monday afternoon in Paris, France.

Scarlett lunched at the quaint Spoon restaurant and browsed through the Louis Vuitton showroom. After quickly making her escape out through the back door, Scarlett, 22, met up with her new best friend Biel, 25. The unlikely pair shopped together at the chic luxury shop “Le Bon Marche.”

Poor Timberlake. First his ex hooks up with a string of muscle men, now the flings he played at the same time are getting together to compare notes about his penile prowess and/or the fact that his nose and chin almost touch. Oh, and his other ex went bananas and landed her bald ass in Promises. And former bandmate Chris Kirkpatrick still can't get a job. Man, if it wasn't for the multiplatinum hits, we'd call him Cousin Oliver.

ScarJo! At MrSkin.com.

Biel, too!