So what were the serious journalists over at In Touch doing while People was negotiating their $4.1 million buy of the Brangelina family fun pics? They were rating celebrity racks. Because who cares about Piloh Shitt when there are boobs to ogle?
It seems that every few months another magazine has to tell us who is the sexiest woman right this instant, as if one person harboring the misconception that today Angelina Jolie is hotter than Jessica Alba is akin to the mass slaughter of the world's puppy population. But, see, In Touch, they're sly. They care about nothing but knockers, so we're on board. Feast your eyes upon this list of luscious lactoids:
1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Jessica Simpson
3. Salma Hayek
4. Halle Berry
5. Jessica Alba
6. Tyra Banks
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
8. Rebecca Romijn
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Brittany Murphy
We thought that by the time we were done typing out those names we'd have thought of a funny bazoom-related joke, but we're, uh, a little busy right now and think that you're perfectly capable of providing your own wit today, you lazy bastards.
All of these ladies are at MrSkin.com. Some of them even show off their award-winning chests–naked. We suggest you start with Halle Berry's million-dollar melons.
