Scarlett Johansson is just a regular bloke like the rest of us. She goes to strip clubs and gets lap dances. But unlike the rest of us she doesn't have to go home and sob into her Santa Bear that she was so close to such beautiful breasts and couldn't touch them. She gets to touch her own beautiful breasts. She really does have it all.
Scarlett spilled the beans (or the cans, as it were) about how she spent her 21st birthday to David Letterman on Wednesday.
When I was 20 we went to Disneyland, but this year my brother wanted to go to a strip club, so we went there.
Scarlett reluctantly accepted a lap dance someone ordered for her, but she found the experience awkward.
I never know what to say, so I ask questions like, 'Are you in school?' [or] 'Is Candy your real name?'
I had this very tall girl … she was Amazonian. She was, like, this tall really, really skinny girl. She was quite manic and strange.
So she's kind of gyrating into me [but] she was so thin that her pelvic or hip bone or some kind of bone bruised me. It was horrible!
We're just going to let that sink in a bit . . . Scarlett Johansson was bruised by a bone. A hard, pointy bone. We'll just slink out now and give you a little privacy.
Oh, you want to hear Scarlett tell the story herself? You can do so here.
Think of this story while looking at Scarlett's sexy pics at MrSkin.com.
