Sarah Michelle Gellar Lubes Up

What with major stars like Jessica Simpson and Puffy Dingle Doo Dah Diddles shilling for zit cream, no product is too embarrassing to lend a celebrity face to these days. The latest item to use famous folks in ads? Vaseline. Says Nudography:

Sarah Michelle Gellar is the new face for Vaseline.

The "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" actress takes her clothes off for the new Vaseline ad and Vaseline.com has a guessing game for the so-called "mystery celebrity".

In hand promoting her new petroleum jelly gig for Vaseline, Sarah is described with the clues, "She starred opposite an Angel. This celebrity lives a full life that puts her skin to the test. Her career began when she was just five years old and over the years she's become a superstar of the small and big screen."

Outstanding! Vaseline and the milk industry should merge their ads, and have stars appearing naked, a dripping, thick, creamy white froth coating their lips, oily petroleum jelly lubricating all bodily apertures. Man, will that sell a lot of milk and Vaseline or what? You know what an image like that would say to the public, right? Yeah, you know. Heh heh. Wink wink wink! Nudge nudge! Are we right or are we right, people? An image like that, man. It'd say, "I don't have diaper rash and I am decreasing my chances of developing osteoporosis later in life." Awwwww yeeeeah. Mee-yow.

SMG is sexy and unlubed at MrSkin.com.