Buffy the Shirt Slayer

Maybe it's last night's homemade meth talking here, but we just can't seem to come up with a hilariously mean intro to set up Sarah Michelle Gellar topless in Maxim. She seems like a delightfully level-headed person and she somehow manages to keep her vulva covered, so, hey. Good on ya, Sarah Michelle. Keep on keepin' on. She's been named Maxim's woman of the year, and when they asked her why she decided to pose now, she answered,

Iím 30, and Iím promoting a bunch of different kinds of movies. I like to shake things up every once in a while. Itís good to leave people wanting more, but I donít want to leave them waiting too long or theyíll lose interest. Besides, how could I not do a Maxim shoot when I have a movie coming out in which I play a porn star? . . . When you think about who should play a porn star, donít I just pop into your mind? The character I play is sort of Arianna Huffington meets Jenna Jameson.

So . . . she gets spit-roasted between two horse-donged dudes while blogging about it on the Macbook perched precariously on the fake breasts on the woman splayed out below her? Sounds pretty sweet. Tom Cruise, take note, so your next movie won't be as big a dog biscuit as Lions for Lambs. Political war thriller: no. Double penetration and Moveable Type: helllloooo, Oscar!

More horniness, not porniness, from SMG at MrSkin.com.