In lieu of putting two horses in a pen and letting nature take its course, most people who breed horses buy champion stallion semen on the internet and artificially inseminate their prized broodmares, so it makes sense that whinnying show pony Sarah Jessica Parker would do the same. In the wake of a million rumors about husband Matthew Broderick cheating with ladies or possibly gentlemen, the two have announced that they're expecting twins via a surrogate. Take it away, Entertainment Weekly:
Sarah Jessica Parker, 44, and Matthew Broderick, 47, are expecting twin girls via a surrogate. In a statement, their reps announced, "Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed."
A friend of the couple, who married in 1997, tells Entertainment Weekly exclusively that Parker and Broderick have been trying for years to add to their family ever since the birth of their son, James Wilkie, now 6. But the road hasn't been an easy one. "They had a lot of unsuccessful tries," says the friend. "They came to the conclusion that this was going to be the best alternative for expanding their family." The couple turned to a surrogate — whose name and place of residence have not been disclosed — last year. "They're over the moon and excited as any prospective parents would be," says the friend. "Their life is about to get a lot busier."
It's got to be weird enough gestating another couple's baby, but man, imagine the surreality of having the progeny of Ferris Bueller and Patty from Square Pegs in your guts.
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It is not as surreal as getting a woman pregnant with a turkey baster then "marrying" her in a vain attempt to cover up your true sexual proclivities as well as trying to hide your diminutive stature on the order of your "religion" which is nothing but the demented ramblings of a failed science fiction hack.