Mole-free television thespian Sarah Jessica Parker says that shoes are more dependable than a man. Because shoes protect your feet from rocks, errant heroin needles, and puddles of urine, while men cheat on you with women who refer to them as "Mattycakes". NOW Magazine reports:
Sarah Jessica Parker says sheíd choose shoes over a guy ñ because theyíre more dependable than men.
Talking about her Sex And The City character Carrie, the 43-year-old actress says: "She could probably count on a Manolo more than a man. So is it better than sex? Yes!"
And you know what's better than fellatio? SHOPPING! And how about holding hands with a guy on the beach? It doesn't hold a candle to Yoplait's new cheesecake symphony whipped yogurt with active cultures, AMIRIGHT GIRLFRIENDS???? Orgasms? We don't need no stinkin' orgasms, we've got decadent fat-free dark chocolate mini-cakes and streak-free shine and mangotinis with the girls and AAAACK! ACK! ACK!
Someday, Irving will marry me. Someday.
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i dunno man shoes are pretty damn awesome