Would you carry twins for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick? Gestating two fetii in your womb for nine months only to have them plucked out and handed to Hollywood choadfaces is a selfless act that deserves to be commended. Take into consideration that these babies may give you a kick from the inside equivalent to that of a chestnut foal and/or break into show tunes and you've got yourself a martyr. England's Daily Mail thinks they have tracked down the couple's surrogate, and reports that her name is:
Michelle Ross, who has previously acted as a surrogate mother for a New York gay couple, is reportedly due to give birth in July.
Her MySpace profile reveals, ëI have had pink hair and tattoos and spiked collars. My favourite shoes are five-inch black spike heels which lace up the front. I love metal and rock down to the bones.í
Michelle has a tattoo on one of her wrists of an overlapped pink and blue triangle, a symbol for bisexuality. On MySpace Ross identifies herself as ëbi[sexual].í
Well, that's just the tops. It's sweet and heartwarming that all those out of work Suicide Girls and former Rock of Love contestants have a nice line of work to fall back on.
