Want to see a narcoleptic hippo mating with a screeching hyena? You could watch Animal Planet’s “interspecies mating” special, or you could watch the Sarah Silverman-Jimmy Kimmel sex tape. Take it away, ZackTaylor:
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are the latest celebs to be mixed into rumours of producing a sex tape!!
According to an anonymous ZackTaylor.ca source, the former couple (Sarah is now dating Rob Heubel) recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – A worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape (as if anyone would really wanna watch that)!!
Late last night ZackTaylor.ca got another anonymous email with a couple screen-photos of the former couple allegedly having sex…
No word if this is really them or not – Reps. could still not be reached for comment.
We’re calling foul. A. That could be anybody. B. We can’t really picture Kimmel wearing a kicky gold chain like the dude in the caps. And C. come on! They’re comedians! Sex would be way funnier than just missionary. It would involve novelty rubber chickens and wind-up chattering teeth and, like, a snake flying out of a potato chip can in lieu of a penis.
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I *so* **totally** would watch this. I think Sarah Silverman is hot.
There goes my budding sex life. I’m now scared celibate!
hahha great news!
I’m not sure which one is gonna win out. Love of seeing Sarah Silverman get fucked / Fear of seeing Jimmy Kimmel fucking.
That’s not them, i’ve seen that porn before. It’s of a chubby guy and a chubby chick. that is old porn, like we’re talking 02.
Oh word? Good info, thanks.