Sandra's Bullocks?

She’s chirpy! She’s fun! She’s charming! She looks a little like Michael Jackson! She’s Sandra Bullock, and she’s strapping on her romantic comedy shoes and being quirkily cute and cutely quirky in a new movie called The Proposal. Oh, and you might be able to see her beav. According to Mr Skin:

The Proposal, which finds Bullock as an about-to-be-deported Canadian businesswoman who tricks her underling (Scarlett Johansson’s husbo Ryan Reynolds) into marrying her, will hit theaters on June 19th. But will your jaw hit the floor with a bit of boobs of bush from Sandra?

Bullock recently told Entertainment Weekly of her character:

“[Screenwriter] Peter [Chiarelli] wrote me like a guy, and he never stopped writing me like a guy.”

To which the mag countered:

Except, perhaps, in the nude scene. The crucial moment transpires when Bullock’s character steps out of the shower, searches for her towel, and stumbles into an equally unclad Reynolds. It was the only sequence that choreographer-turned-director [Anne] Fletcher insisted they rehearse. “I really wanted them to be naked,” says Fletcher, “and they never batted an eyelash.” Jokes Bullock, “I wanted to do full-frontal nudity before I turned 60, so, check.”

Cripes, Ryan Reynolds spends his off days with Scarlett Johansson’s boobs pressed against him, and then he spends his work days with Sandra Bullock’s boobs pressed against him. The only way his life could be better would be if he got paid 5 million dollars and all the free sandwiches he could eat–oh.