Samaire Armstrong Secretly Ails

OC/Entourage/Dirty Sexy Money chippie Samaire Armstrong has entered rehab. Or therapy. Or a clinic. Or something. But she definitely has some sort of problem, and is seeking a type of help to maybe deal with said problem. Maybe? Her publicist made a statement to People.com, apropos of nothing:

"Samaire Armstrong decided to enter an outpatient facility to deal with some personal issues in a therapeutic atmosphere and is doing very well. She continues to work on her show and will be completing her treatment in a matter of weeks."

Is this the publicist's version of laughing to yourself, then, when someone asks, "What's so funny?", saying, "Oh, ha ha ha. Nothing. It's just . . . oh, nevermind! I shouldn't say anything. No, really. Forget I said a word, tee hee hee"? Using our own superior logic skills, we can take the "outpatient" and "matter of weeks" to assume that Samaire isn't suffering from severe cocaine addiction–Lohan's taught us that it takes at least 2 months to treat it. Similarly, she's not dealing with exhaustion, as that takes 24 hours in a hospital and a cancellation of obligations and responsibilities. And it's obvious that she's not a crack-smoking alcoholic with a heroin habit on the side, since Winehouse is successfully dealing with that by scratching her husband's face off and eating a lot of fast food.

Is Samaire Armstrong naked at MrSkin.com? Yes, Samaire Armstrong is naked at MrSkin.com.