Twitter is good for a lot of things. Learning to restrain your wordiness. Pretending you are friends with people you have never spoken to, like Solange Knowles (who did not bleach her baby). Gems like this from Snoop Dogg: inside peanut butter outside jello..hellllooowww ….twizzles hooow u doiiin?? (actual tweet). But really, its best use is following the minutia of whiny celebs who think they know how to enable privacy settings (but forget to tell their girlfriends to do the same). This is how we found out that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson were in another fight. And Sam might be cheating on Lindsay and doing drugs. Scandal! A sampling of Lindsay's weekend tweets (directed at Sam, then Lily Allen):
@jackdaniels9 I was right all along. Cheat
about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry@jackdaniels9 being cheated on does wonders to you
about 10 hours ago from web@jackdaniels PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, youíve woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win
about 10 hours ago from web@jackdaniels9 look, im doing this publicly because u&ur friends call people mag..so-you win, you broke my heart. now go away. i loved you
about 10 hours ago from web@jackdaniels9 please go away. & go to bed. u work hard, & u need some rest. those around u are clearly negative influences. miss u.be wellxx
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9@jackdaniels9 ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz;;stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
about 9 hours ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9@lilyroseallen OMG WOMAN! CAWLLLL MEEEEEEEE im meeting you in san fran babydoll
about 2 hours ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen@lilyroseallen oy dafty fella ring me on my cellular woman. d message me for the new digiez
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to lilyroseallen@jackdaniels9 oh- itís like this? fine. Byebye
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to jackdaniels9
But that's not all! Before the Tweet mania, Lindsay was denied entry to a Ronson family party on Friday night, where she was restrained by five security guards. Five presumably large men. Against Lindsay. Who probably weighs about 101 pounds, and a couple of those pounds are the vodka bottle hidden in her pant leg. Then on Saturday, Sam had the locks on their house changed. We have never seen anything like this before. The unabashed fame whore drops her famous girlfriend? Who's she cheating with who could top Lindsay? Octomom?
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