Salma Hayek to Get Even More Buxom . . . in the Guts

In spite of all your praying, hoping, wishing on various sundry stars and eyelashes and cake candles, visits to voodoo priestesses and human sacrifices, Salma Hayek and BFF Penelope Cruz are, sadly, not life partners who film themselves kneading each other's chahooblies. In fact, it seems that wily Salma has been seeing someone behind our backs. Someone who gave her a ring and a zygote. Her rep announced today:

ìBusinessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child.î

In case you're wondering who Francois-Henri Pinault is, he's the CEO of a company called PPR, which owns Gucci and Yves St. Laurent. He's also the dashing Adonis pictured with Salma at left. Man, if only we had known that her type was "rich French version of Kevin Spacey" we would have cashed out all those savings bonds, put on a striped shirt and a beret, and walked right up to Salma with a K-Pax DVD held over our face.

Celebrate Salma's impending arrival by looking at her naked at MrSkin.com.