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Salma Hayek's Honkers Are a Gift from God

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Salma Hayek has accomplished what myriad civilizations have been attempting since the beginning of time: She's definitively proven the existence of God. And she did it with her boobs. Reports Contact Music:

Mexican actress SALMA HAYEK was so upset by childhood jibes about her flat-chest, she would pray to God for larger breasts. The Ugly Betty star reveals she was bullied for having small breasts as a youngster – and decided to turn to her Catholic religion for help. She says, "My mom and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. When we went inside, I prayed for the miracle I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts'. And he gave me them! Within a few months, I developed a growing spurt, as teenagers do, and I was very pleased with the way I grew outwards."

We think this shows that not only is God an overachiever, he's a breast man.


Get an eyeful of God's work at MrSkin.com.

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  1. Denise
    Posted November 18, 2007 at 4:19 pm | Permalink

    Duh, does she really think people don't know implants from the real mccoy? Why does she have to lie about it? She was given a flat chest by God and an implants by a surgeon….

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