If there is one thing we know in this crazy mixed-up world of ours, it's that Salma Hayek has absolutely enormous breasts. And apparently, she is using them as a weight-loss method. A friend of the actress says that after giving birth to daughter Valentina, Salma has been having trouble losing her preg weight and has resorted to constantly pumping her yammos to burn more calories:
"Salma has been pumping and freezing endless amounts of breast milk. When she's not feeding Valentina, she's hooked up to an industrial-size breast pump."
Salma, Salma, Salma. Why use a cold, mechanical pump when you could use your ole buddy CelebNewsWire and our own, natural pumps? They're called hands. OK, that was wayyyy too creepy. Sorry. (J/K! Salms, call us.)
Chew on Salma's mammas for a while. She's naked at MrSkin.com.
