Beautiful actress finds billionaire European guy to shoot his goof juice up her muff, baby ensues, relationship is ended, billionaire European does not give up billionaire European lifestyle, beautiful actress gets $$$$ for child. Reproduction in Hollywood is a beautiful miracle from heaven, a reverent blessing from above. According to USA Today and their colorful pie charts, Salma Hayek and wealthy Frenchman/Kevin Spacey clone Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement following the birth of daughter Valentina. Hayek's rep said:
"We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment."
You know what that means, guys? That's right. Francois-Henri Pinault is single! Mee-YOW-wow-wow!
